- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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