- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Hello

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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