- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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