Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Anyone can post anything.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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