my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What is green and slow Grass.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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