Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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women's rights.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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