- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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