- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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