- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

woman's rights

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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