- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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