- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.