- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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