- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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