Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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