- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

whos on the right track? lady gaga

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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