- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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