- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Everybody will die

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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