- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Justin with a hat.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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