- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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