whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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