- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Wanna hear a joke? no

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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