You know what's addicting? Heroine.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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