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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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