- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

SHUT UP JP

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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