- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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