Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

like most people my age. im 27

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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