- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

dat shoe shine tho

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

can you touch your toes? no

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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