- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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