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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

No it doesnt..

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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