What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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