- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

child labor

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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