- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Yo Momma So Fat!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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