How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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