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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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