- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

white or wheat? wheat please.

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