Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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NEVER

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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i dont fisish anythi

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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