- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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