three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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69.

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Pickles are powerful

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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