- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What is life? Paul.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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