Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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