What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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sadf

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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knock knock come in !

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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