- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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