- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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