- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

A sober Irish individual.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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