What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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