How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Anti Joke

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