- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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