What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Whats funny? Your face.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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black people swimming

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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