Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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no rasist joks

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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