Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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