- Anti Joke

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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