- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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