What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

an emo girl walked into a white room

jews

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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