- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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