- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A man died.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

okay so theres this guy.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

My jeans

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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