A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Mooses

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

what came first the chicken or the chips

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Anti Joke

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