- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

why am I writing this...im bored

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

I will create more jobs for americans

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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