what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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