- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Pain Olympics.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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