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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

lewis=cardiac

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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