Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

12 niqqa 12.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

batman farted so hes retarded

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

girls basketball

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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