- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

I <3 Hitler

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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