- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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