what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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