- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

My jeans

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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