- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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