Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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