Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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