So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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