Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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