A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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