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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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