- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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