Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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The Labour Party.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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women's rights.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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