- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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