- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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