- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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