- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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