A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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