- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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