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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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