- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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