kieran is a homosexual

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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lets bomb africa

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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