- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

"Knock knock..." "come in"

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