- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Wait! hundred billions!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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