- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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