Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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