What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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