What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

read this sentence again.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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