What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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