- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Black people stink of shite!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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