roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

poopy is poopy

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

baloney sandwich

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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