A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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