- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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