- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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