One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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