- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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