Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Everybody will die

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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