Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Women's professional sports

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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