What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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