What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Men's rights

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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