- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I agree to the terms and conditions

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

why did the blue berry cross the road

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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