- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Dwarf Shortage

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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