- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Black people stink of shite!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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