- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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