- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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