Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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womens rights.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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