What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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eoin burgin is fat

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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