Men's rights

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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