What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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