why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A man did not like this site

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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