- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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