Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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